I bet he comes in French.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
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I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
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Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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