One girl and one boy is just not enough.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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