Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
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I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
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Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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