I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
Randomize
