Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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