Can Purell be used as lube?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
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Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
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I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker