dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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