Can Purell be used as lube?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
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I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
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I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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