I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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