have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
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If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
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I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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