Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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