You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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