Im at strip club and am horny
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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