their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i jhust puked up my retainher.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
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