So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
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Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
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I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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