doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
North Korea, Best Korea!
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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