We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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