OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
