im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
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Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
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She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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