no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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