My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
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He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
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Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I think people are normalizing furries
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