We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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