I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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