so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
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He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
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I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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