Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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