Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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