her vagine was all disorganized.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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