quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
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