She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
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Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
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Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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