okay pat passed out under dana's car
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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