he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Randomize
