last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
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I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Vodka?
Forever.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
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Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
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When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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