Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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