Just fell off a train. Bad.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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