i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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