chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Barsexuality is the new black.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
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just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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