This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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