Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
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I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
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I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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