Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
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im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
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There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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