I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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