He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
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I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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