I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
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also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
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Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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