guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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