We're facebook friends in real life
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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