Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
