Dual....:-)
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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