she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
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We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
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This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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