went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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