Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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