just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
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