Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
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Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
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I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?