I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
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second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
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My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.