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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  New low: just hacked my moms facebook

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote

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• (806): View more from Texas

  Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Life without a bra equals bliss.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS

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• (351): View more from Massachusetts

  I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises

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