Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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