If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Screwed.edu
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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