That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Randomize
