Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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