it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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